by if u can answer 5 out of 10 questions then lucky u... u r smart....!
1-If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold as tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
2-Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?
3-Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
4-If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: Quit while you’re ahead”?
5-Why do companies offer you free gifts?” Since when has a gift NOT been free?
6-If a vampire can’t see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
7-Why is it when a door is open it’s ajar but when a jar is open isn’t adoor?
8-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
9-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
10-Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on Start”?
1-If it’s zero degrees outside today and it’s supposed to be twice as cold as tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
2-Why is it that when transporting stuff on a car its called a SHIPment, but if transporting stuff on a ship its called CARgo?
3-Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
4-If quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be wise to: Quit while you’re ahead”?
5-Why do companies offer you free gifts?” Since when has a gift NOT been free?
6-If a vampire can’t see himself in a mirror, why is his hair always so neat?
7-Why is it when a door is open it’s ajar but when a jar is open isn’t adoor?
8-Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor,and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
9-Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
10-Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on Start”?
